1 00:00:28,955 --> 00:00:34,532 I LOVE MELVIN 2 00:01:42,077 --> 00:01:44,140 All right. Take me into number one. 3 00:01:44,340 --> 00:01:46,028 - Okay, number one. - Watch out for that cable. 4 00:01:46,228 --> 00:01:49,468 - Can you see a Mark's, Joel? - Okay, everybody, on your toes. 5 00:01:49,668 --> 00:01:51,464 - Miss Leroy is ready. - That's it. 6 00:01:51,664 --> 00:01:53,309 - Leroy's ready, sir. - All right. 7 00:01:53,509 --> 00:01:56,479 - Miss Leroy's Ready. - Miss Leroy's Ready. 8 00:01:56,503 --> 00:01:58,665 Miss Leroy is our biggest star. 9 00:02:00,044 --> 00:02:01,857 Quiet. We're rolling it. 10 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,873 - Speed. - Action. 11 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,735 We are the gentleman of the press. 12 00:02:30,631 --> 00:02:34,167 Yes, we are. Yes, we are. Yes, indeed, indeed we are. 13 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:37,955 Our editor sent us to you, to interview you. 14 00:02:38,155 --> 00:02:41,332 For Judy Leroy. You're America's pride and joy. 15 00:02:41,532 --> 00:02:44,856 You're the prettiest, wittiest, glamour girl by far. 16 00:02:45,056 --> 00:02:48,659 Yes, you are, yes, you are. Yes indeed, indeed you are. 17 00:02:48,859 --> 00:02:52,789 The fact that we want must be positively feminine. 18 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:58,611 We don't want to know when you have tea if you put cream or lemon in. 19 00:02:58,811 --> 00:03:05,064 Well, the facts I give are genuinely, intimately feminine. 20 00:03:09,112 --> 00:03:15,065 A lady loves expensive clothes and pretty jewels and furs and friends chapeaus. 21 00:03:15,265 --> 00:03:19,745 She loves her lingerie in black. It suits her zodiac. 22 00:03:19,945 --> 00:03:24,084 Loves a penthouse where she'll be content to stay. 23 00:03:24,284 --> 00:03:27,277 Finds little gifts on her breakfast tray. 24 00:03:27,477 --> 00:03:31,079 But now and then pack and sail away, 25 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:34,684 for a simple Riviera holiday. 26 00:03:34,884 --> 00:03:37,960 A lady loves "beacoup l'amour". 27 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,881 But first of all, she loves to be secure. 28 00:03:42,081 --> 00:03:46,009 And she adores the subtle praise that it's the man who pays. 29 00:03:46,209 --> 00:03:49,915 Yet there's one vital thought she will place 30 00:03:50,115 --> 00:03:53,950 above all of the things I make mention of. 31 00:03:54,188 --> 00:03:58,901 That most of all. A lady loves to love. 32 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:35,813 A lady loves her phobias. She has complexities. 33 00:04:36,013 --> 00:04:37,814 She will insist. 34 00:04:38,014 --> 00:04:42,566 It gives her things to talk about with her psychiatrist. 35 00:04:43,735 --> 00:04:46,904 Incidentally, whenever she drops her glove, 36 00:04:47,104 --> 00:04:50,683 gentlemen know what she's thinking of. 37 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:55,088 That most of all. A lady loves to love. 38 00:04:55,288 --> 00:04:58,277 And what is more, a lady loves to live. 39 00:04:58,477 --> 00:05:02,383 And what is more, a lady lives to love. 40 00:05:04,769 --> 00:05:06,745 Cut it. Print it. 41 00:05:08,537 --> 00:05:11,257 - Sensational. Judy, that was sensational. - Thank you. 42 00:05:11,457 --> 00:05:12,457 Thank you. 43 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:16,015 - That was really something, Miss Leroy. - Thank you. 44 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:17,288 It sure was. 45 00:05:17,488 --> 00:05:19,524 You're certainly easy to photograph, Miss Leroy. 46 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:21,704 - Terrific, Judy. - Oh, really? 47 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,077 - Can't top that in a hurry, honey. - Thank you. 48 00:05:25,624 --> 00:05:26,571 Isn't she pretty? 49 00:05:26,771 --> 00:05:29,499 - A wonderful number, Miss Leroy. - Oh, you're sweet. 50 00:05:29,699 --> 00:05:31,516 - That was great, Miss Leroy. - Thank you. 51 00:05:31,716 --> 00:05:33,152 - Swell, Judy. - Thank you. 52 00:05:33,352 --> 00:05:35,755 Bob. Bob Taylor. How nice. 53 00:05:35,955 --> 00:05:37,494 Judy, how do you do it? 54 00:05:37,694 --> 00:05:40,333 Every day you're more wonderful, and more beautiful. 55 00:05:41,813 --> 00:05:43,564 Judy, I've got to talk to you. 56 00:05:45,019 --> 00:05:48,169 Judy. Judy. 57 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:56,504 Judy. Judy. Come on, get up. It's late. 58 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,129 Judy! 59 00:05:59,005 --> 00:06:02,789 Aww, Mom, Bob Taylor was just saying something important. 60 00:06:02,989 --> 00:06:03,803 Oh, come on. 61 00:06:04,003 --> 00:06:06,614 Oh, just five minutes. Maybe I could dream it back. 62 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:10,610 All right, but don't blame me if you're late to the theater call. 63 00:06:10,810 --> 00:06:12,594 And there's a chorus rehearsal at 1030. 64 00:06:12,794 --> 00:06:15,737 Rehearsal? We opened the show two weeks ago. 65 00:06:15,937 --> 00:06:18,964 Well, all I know is they want you there on time. 66 00:06:19,164 --> 00:06:20,722 I'll have your breakfast on the table. 67 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:40,575 Miss Leroy is our biggest star. 68 00:06:46,056 --> 00:06:47,904 - Morning, Pops. Hi, pumpkin. - Hi. 69 00:06:48,104 --> 00:06:49,537 Did you leave lipstick? 70 00:06:49,737 --> 00:06:51,955 Not much. What's the matter? You got the grumps this morning. 71 00:06:52,155 --> 00:06:53,814 Who wouldn't have? Look at the paper. 72 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,986 Taxes going up again. Prices going up again. 73 00:06:56,186 --> 00:06:59,415 The whole financial world's standing on its head and nobody worrying about it. 74 00:06:59,615 --> 00:07:02,979 So why should you? What a morning. Thanks, mom. 75 00:07:03,179 --> 00:07:06,151 - Think I'll take a walk through the zoo. - Just watch your time. 76 00:07:06,351 --> 00:07:09,468 - What's with you today, pumpkin? - Mitzi and me are going skating. 77 00:07:09,668 --> 00:07:12,057 - Pops. Can I get a skate key? - Another one? 78 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:14,502 - How many is that this week? - Just two. I love... 79 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,758 Two a week? What are you trying to do, corner the market? 80 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,735 Skate keys don't cost much. 81 00:07:18,935 --> 00:07:23,165 That's not the point. It's the principle. Two a week that's eight a month. 82 00:07:23,365 --> 00:07:25,721 That's 96 skate keys a year. 83 00:07:25,921 --> 00:07:26,975 I didn't lose 96... 84 00:07:27,175 --> 00:07:29,783 I think it's time we all realize something. 85 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,958 You know that drugstore down the street? 86 00:07:32,158 --> 00:07:36,163 I don't own that store. Mr. Prowdy owns that store. 87 00:07:36,363 --> 00:07:38,813 - I'm a mere wage earner. - Yes, Pops, we know. 88 00:07:39,013 --> 00:07:40,633 Yes. I'm not a financier. 89 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:42,815 Now, Frank, stop running yourself down. 90 00:07:43,015 --> 00:07:45,557 We're comfortable. There's food on the table. Eat. 91 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,949 I could get sick, you know. I could get fired. 92 00:07:48,149 --> 00:07:49,982 I've been trying to tell you. Mr. Prowdy hates me. 93 00:07:50,182 --> 00:07:51,754 He's hated me for 20 years. 94 00:07:51,954 --> 00:07:55,188 - Oh, Frank, he does not. - He does too. He told me so. 95 00:07:55,388 --> 00:07:57,049 Oh, Pops. Anyway, I'm working. 96 00:07:57,249 --> 00:08:00,173 Show business, finds steady employment. 97 00:08:00,373 --> 00:08:02,030 Maybe someday she'll be a star. 98 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:04,134 This new part could do something for her too. 99 00:08:04,334 --> 00:08:06,598 - Maybe she'll get a raise. - What new part? 100 00:08:06,798 --> 00:08:09,616 What Mr. McAvitty said. The stage manager. 101 00:08:09,816 --> 00:08:12,259 I didn't know anything about a new part. When did he say? 102 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:13,384 When he called before... 103 00:08:13,584 --> 00:08:15,706 A part? You mean I'm not in the chorus anymore? 104 00:08:15,906 --> 00:08:17,206 - Don't ask me. - Better I Call him. 105 00:08:17,406 --> 00:08:20,233 A part? Whoee! 106 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:24,051 People starve and choke. Who am I talking to? The walls. 107 00:08:25,406 --> 00:08:28,262 Hello, Mr. McAvitty? This is Judy Leroy. 108 00:08:28,462 --> 00:08:29,799 What's all this about a part? 109 00:08:31,288 --> 00:08:33,518 - Really? - What's he saying? 110 00:08:33,718 --> 00:08:35,401 Well, what part is it? 111 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,243 The football ballet. What do I do? 112 00:08:42,472 --> 00:08:44,178 - Oh! - Well? 113 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:48,516 I'm the football. 114 00:08:54,109 --> 00:08:55,604 Well, bye Pop. 115 00:09:03,747 --> 00:09:05,817 - Want a company, miss? - No, thank you. 116 00:09:07,091 --> 00:09:09,028 - Good morning, Judy. - Hi, Clancy. How are you? 117 00:09:09,228 --> 00:09:10,228 Okay. 118 00:09:10,428 --> 00:09:12,425 Careful. Watch your step. 119 00:09:38,857 --> 00:09:42,149 Someday my love will come along. 120 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:45,436 The one and only one for me. 121 00:09:45,636 --> 00:09:49,819 You'll be charming, strong and six foot two. 122 00:09:50,019 --> 00:09:54,305 Well, maybe even six foot three. 123 00:09:58,104 --> 00:10:01,088 I know what he'll look like. 124 00:10:01,288 --> 00:10:04,883 He will be so story book like. 125 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:10,764 And he'll fill a cozy look like I would want him to. 126 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:16,388 But much to my regret. 127 00:10:16,588 --> 00:10:23,301 We have never met as yet. 128 00:10:26,174 --> 00:10:28,526 I know what he'll look like. 129 00:10:28,726 --> 00:10:32,322 He will babble on so brook like 130 00:10:32,522 --> 00:10:38,145 And for him I'll try to cook like Mother taught me too 131 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:43,893 But much to my regret 132 00:10:44,093 --> 00:10:48,034 my heart is just an apple cart. 133 00:10:48,234 --> 00:10:51,624 That's waiting to be upset. 134 00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:59,700 We have never met as yet 135 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:05,756 Yes, I'll know him when I see him 136 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:09,491 And I'll fall in no time flat. 137 00:11:10,372 --> 00:11:14,286 And I'm sure her that when it happens, 138 00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:18,782 It'll happen just like that. 139 00:11:27,534 --> 00:11:30,145 I know what she'll be like 140 00:11:30,345 --> 00:11:33,358 sort of warm and vanity like. 141 00:11:33,558 --> 00:11:38,386 And she'll fall in love with me like I would want her to. 142 00:11:40,781 --> 00:11:46,799 But much to my regret, we have never met. 143 00:11:47,954 --> 00:11:49,106 Has yet. 144 00:11:51,746 --> 00:11:54,594 I know what she'll sigh like. 145 00:11:54,794 --> 00:11:58,132 Just the kind of sigh that I like. 146 00:11:58,332 --> 00:12:02,979 She won't cry like and won't lie like other girls I know. 147 00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:07,918 But much to my regret. 148 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:14,795 My heart is just an apple cart that's waiting to be upset. 149 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,144 For we have never met... 150 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,665 Why don't you get your brakes, relined? 151 00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:22,949 Lady driver. 152 00:12:23,149 --> 00:12:28,622 Yes, I'll know her when I see her and she won't act so high hat. 153 00:12:28,822 --> 00:12:32,473 And I'm sure that when it happens, 154 00:12:32,673 --> 00:12:36,002 it'll happen but not with that. 155 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,020 Hey, the Lions House is closed today. 156 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:50,940 Look Magazine. We're doing a layout here. 157 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,806 Oh, sure. 158 00:12:58,242 --> 00:12:59,629 Hey, just a second. 159 00:12:59,829 --> 00:13:02,008 - Look Magazine. - Oh, yes, sir. 160 00:13:03,643 --> 00:13:05,714 - Look Magazine. - Where you been? Small time? 161 00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:07,682 I'm waiting 20 minutes for those flash balls. 162 00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:09,709 I'm sorry, Mr. Mergo. The office set, well, they just... 163 00:13:09,909 --> 00:13:11,824 No, don't get so nervous, boy. I understand. 164 00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:15,601 Your job isn't so easy carrying around those heavy bulbs. 165 00:13:15,801 --> 00:13:18,539 Think of the mental strain any other man could crack. 166 00:13:18,739 --> 00:13:21,006 - Oh, no, sir. I won't crack. - Give me the bulbs. Give him to me. 167 00:13:23,707 --> 00:13:26,379 All right, now stand over there. Go ahead. 168 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,567 - Here? - No, in there 169 00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:33,028 Yeah. Closer. Closer. I can't seem to get any action out of that guy. 170 00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:36,491 All right, now, make him mad. 171 00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:41,957 Is that the best you can do? Put some muscle in. 172 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:48,574 - No, take it away from him. - Take what away? 173 00:13:48,774 --> 00:13:50,431 The bone. The bone? 174 00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:52,902 I take that bone away from him, he'll take this bone away from me. 175 00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:54,737 You want to be a photographer, don't you? 176 00:13:54,837 --> 00:13:57,213 - Yeah, with two arms. - Oh, for the love... 177 00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:59,475 What's the matter? You afraid of a lion? 178 00:13:59,675 --> 00:14:00,441 Get out of the way. 179 00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:02,375 Mr. Mergo, I wouldn't do that if I were you. 180 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,282 I wouldn't do that. Mr. Mergo. 181 00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:06,053 - Now, Mr. Mergo. - Let go. 182 00:14:06,253 --> 00:14:08,420 - Mr. Mergo. Very mad, Mr. Mergo. - Let go. 183 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,388 Let go! 184 00:14:40,451 --> 00:14:43,947 - Can't seem to place that face. - I can't place yours either. 185 00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:46,049 Blow. 186 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,078 - Look magazine. - Like to see the show? 187 00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:52,972 Oh, thanks. I'll just drop around backstage. 188 00:15:02,659 --> 00:15:05,655 Boo-ra-ti-boo. Boo-ra-te-baa. One for the team now. 189 00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:06,855 Ra-ra-ra! 190 00:15:07,055 --> 00:15:08,055 Boo-ra-ti-boo. Boo-ra-te-baa. 191 00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:17,769 Give up gang with the battle cry. 192 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,610 Go! Go! Go! Go! 193 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:26,265 Boom! Hooray! 194 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,346 Saturday afternoon before the game. 195 00:15:34,546 --> 00:15:38,102 On Saturday afternoon before the football game. 196 00:15:38,302 --> 00:15:40,903 Happy crowd before again from everywhere. 197 00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:47,117 Saturday afternoon before the game. 198 00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:51,156 For the saturday afternoons and ever quite the same. 199 00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:52,174 Hey, take it easy, fellas. 200 00:16:52,374 --> 00:16:54,360 Hey, thanks. 201 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,517 No kicking on third down, tack them, ref. 202 00:18:00,057 --> 00:18:01,747 Someone was supposed to intercept me. 203 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,875 Say, haven't we met some place before? 204 00:18:04,075 --> 00:18:05,967 Not unless you play left tackle. 205 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,353 Come on, come on. Get out there. 206 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,102 Time out. Okay, coach, send me in. 207 00:18:30,154 --> 00:18:33,151 Boys, boys, let's lose a few yards. What's the difference? 208 00:19:43,674 --> 00:19:45,527 - Oh, Miss Leroy? - Yes. 209 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,525 My name is Hoover, Look Magazine. 210 00:19:47,725 --> 00:19:49,566 I was wondering if I could take you home. 211 00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:54,084 Why that's very kind of you. Thank you, Mr. Hoover. 212 00:19:54,184 --> 00:19:56,446 Well, that's all right. Are you hurt? 213 00:19:56,746 --> 00:19:58,971 No, no. Just out of condition. 214 00:19:59,171 --> 00:20:01,463 Well, I certainly like the way you go flying through the air. 215 00:20:01,663 --> 00:20:03,711 - It sure looks realistic. - It is? 216 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,039 Surprise. 217 00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:10,460 Why, Harry, I thought you had to work tonight. 218 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:13,172 Well, all work and no play makes Harry lots of jack. 219 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,276 How are you? 220 00:20:15,476 --> 00:20:17,362 Oh, Mr. Hoover. Mr. Harry Flack. 221 00:20:17,562 --> 00:20:19,344 Mr. Hoover was going to take me home. 222 00:20:19,544 --> 00:20:21,065 Oh, well, that's very kind of you, old man, 223 00:20:21,265 --> 00:20:22,538 but my chariot is ready and waiting. 224 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:25,461 - I'm sorry, Mr. Hoover. Oh! - What's the matter? 225 00:20:25,661 --> 00:20:26,917 I've got a charley horse. 226 00:20:27,117 --> 00:20:31,094 No! See, I've heard of Dobbin and Trigger, but a horse named Charles is a new one. 227 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,517 - May I drop you somewhere? - Oh, no, thanks. 228 00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:38,309 Miss Leroy. I'd like to take a few pictures of you sometime. 229 00:20:38,509 --> 00:20:40,203 - Really? - Why? 230 00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:42,995 Well, look at her. She has some very interesting possibilities. 231 00:20:43,195 --> 00:20:45,695 I'm thinking in terms of a layout for the magazine. 232 00:20:45,895 --> 00:20:48,560 Maybe a two page spread. The aspiring actress at home. 233 00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:50,821 - That'd be wonderful. - When can I get in touch? 234 00:20:51,021 --> 00:20:52,422 Well, it's Judy Leroy. 235 00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:55,739 433 west 64th. Only don't look for Leroy. The name is Schneider. 236 00:20:55,939 --> 00:20:57,013 Schneider? 237 00:20:57,213 --> 00:21:00,488 - Let's go, shall we? - Good night. Thank you. 238 00:21:00,688 --> 00:21:02,264 Good night. 239 00:21:04,695 --> 00:21:06,182 Well, good nigh. 240 00:21:20,007 --> 00:21:23,268 Hold it! Hold it! 241 00:21:23,468 --> 00:21:25,284 - Will it be predicted too? - Hmm? 242 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,064 Well, that's hard to say. 243 00:21:27,264 --> 00:21:29,496 Layouts are laid out way in advance. It takes time. 244 00:21:29,696 --> 00:21:32,746 You have to be sure that each picture is the best possible shots you can get. 245 00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:34,444 - Immense competition. - Hey. Please. 246 00:21:34,644 --> 00:21:36,235 Oh, I'm sorry. Pull it down. 247 00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:38,645 That's fine. Thank you. 248 00:21:38,845 --> 00:21:39,944 Say, you can put this back on now. 249 00:21:40,144 --> 00:21:42,164 In that case I can start the dinner. Come on, Clarabelle. 250 00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:44,007 - I want to watch. - Now, listen... 251 00:21:44,207 --> 00:21:47,531 - Go on, pumpkin. Help mom. - Excuse me, Mrs. Schneider. 252 00:21:47,731 --> 00:21:49,429 Sorry. Right here, Miss Leroy. 253 00:21:49,629 --> 00:21:51,762 What do you want to take her with that for? 254 00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,649 She hasn't vacuumed in five years. 255 00:21:53,849 --> 00:21:55,928 - Oh, Mom. - Well, you haven't. 256 00:21:56,128 --> 00:21:57,967 I haven't had time, that's why. 257 00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:01,156 Well, as long as you're doing it sweeping the corners. Clarabelle. 258 00:22:02,347 --> 00:22:04,006 - Is this all right? - Hmm? 259 00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:06,853 That's fine. 260 00:22:06,953 --> 00:22:08,291 Say, how about dinner tonight? 261 00:22:08,491 --> 00:22:10,209 Pardon? 262 00:22:10,409 --> 00:22:12,503 Dinner with me. Well, we can talk over the layout. 263 00:22:12,703 --> 00:22:15,032 Oh, I couldn't. I have a date with Harry Flack. 264 00:22:15,232 --> 00:22:17,695 Oh. How about tomorrow night? 265 00:22:17,895 --> 00:22:21,447 Well, that depends. I don't know yet if Harry has anything planned. 266 00:22:22,761 --> 00:22:25,272 - Who is Harry Flack? - Oh, just a man. 267 00:22:25,472 --> 00:22:28,518 His father has a very comfortable paper box business. 268 00:22:29,877 --> 00:22:33,045 Are you engaged? I ought to know for the layout. 269 00:22:33,245 --> 00:22:37,437 - No, we're not engaged. - But you have an understanding? 270 00:22:37,637 --> 00:22:40,547 No, I wouldn't say that. 271 00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:44,769 Say, you know, I think we're getting a little bit too posy. 272 00:22:44,969 --> 00:22:46,548 Here. Let me have that. 273 00:22:46,748 --> 00:22:48,461 Let's get something a little bit more natural. 274 00:22:48,661 --> 00:22:50,550 - Do a couple of steps. - You mean dance? 275 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,534 Yeah, action stuff. Go ahead. 276 00:22:55,892 --> 00:22:57,467 That's it. 277 00:22:58,505 --> 00:23:00,146 Great. 278 00:23:01,578 --> 00:23:02,378 Wonderful. 279 00:23:02,602 --> 00:23:04,627 A boodle beep beep bum bum bum 280 00:23:04,827 --> 00:23:07,189 A boodle beep beep bum bum bum 281 00:23:07,389 --> 00:23:09,788 A boodle beep beep bum bum bum 282 00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:12,344 A boodle beep beep bum bum bum 283 00:23:12,544 --> 00:23:14,763 A boodle beep beep bum bum bum 284 00:23:14,963 --> 00:23:17,394 A boodle beep beep bum bum bum 285 00:23:22,753 --> 00:23:24,743 You give me a glow, you give me a lift. 286 00:23:24,943 --> 00:23:27,132 Oh, where did you go to get such a gift? 287 00:23:27,332 --> 00:23:29,176 Oh, where did you learn to dance? 288 00:23:29,376 --> 00:23:31,826 Oh, what grace, what technique. 289 00:23:32,723 --> 00:23:34,402 I went to my ballet class. 290 00:23:34,602 --> 00:23:36,642 Four or five times a week. 291 00:23:37,670 --> 00:23:41,622 Miss Leroy, your movements have me so completely floored. 292 00:23:41,722 --> 00:23:44,108 - Call me Judy. - Judy, you deserve. 293 00:23:44,308 --> 00:23:47,506 - An anatomy award. - Ahn? 294 00:23:47,706 --> 00:23:51,730 Where did you learn to twirl so superlatively? 295 00:23:52,607 --> 00:23:56,610 You're getting me all a gag with your choreography. 296 00:23:57,701 --> 00:24:01,685 When you tap so I am absolutely in a trance. 297 00:24:02,278 --> 00:24:06,138 Say, you could be a big star if you had the chance. 298 00:24:06,338 --> 00:24:10,331 Little lady, where aware where did you learn to dance? 299 00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:21,842 How did you get your shoes so enthusiastic? 300 00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:26,607 Eyes seem to flip when you trip the light fantastic. 301 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:31,465 Would you state that you're an ardent patron of ballet? 302 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:36,109 Quite so and might I say that I dig your tour "jete". 303 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,386 Crazy man. 304 00:24:37,586 --> 00:24:41,637 Where did you get that quake and quiver? 305 00:24:41,837 --> 00:24:46,520 It was way down upon the Suwannee River. 306 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:51,432 I like your poise that is I mean, I'm keen about your stance. 307 00:24:51,632 --> 00:24:55,505 Then you could be the epitome of romance. 308 00:24:55,705 --> 00:24:57,113 What am I saying? 309 00:24:57,313 --> 00:25:00,139 Where, oh, where, oh, where did you learn to dance? 310 00:25:53,347 --> 00:25:55,961 Where, oh, where do you learn to, how you do twist? 311 00:25:56,161 --> 00:25:59,415 How you do turn? You better take care or the carpet burn. 312 00:25:59,615 --> 00:26:03,411 Where, oh, where, oh, where did you learn to dance? 313 00:26:23,255 --> 00:26:24,661 What's that supposed to be? 314 00:26:24,861 --> 00:26:28,809 - I thought you were helping mom. - I dropped this. 315 00:26:29,009 --> 00:26:30,985 I think we've got enough in here. 316 00:26:31,185 --> 00:26:32,933 Now, how about washing your hair? That ought to be a good touch. 317 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,424 - All right, if you like it's this way. - All right. 318 00:26:35,624 --> 00:26:38,369 - Can I come? - Well, I'm afraid there's not much room. 319 00:26:39,608 --> 00:26:44,945 - Put it on her soapbox, like in the ad. - Judy, where are you going? 320 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,702 Judy? 321 00:26:46,902 --> 00:26:49,645 Come in, Harry. You I'm home. 322 00:26:49,845 --> 00:26:52,902 So you'll be along in a minute. Just make yourself comfortable. 323 00:26:53,102 --> 00:26:54,556 What in the name of? 324 00:26:55,635 --> 00:26:57,540 Judy? Judy? 325 00:26:57,788 --> 00:26:59,064 - Hi, Pop. - Where's Judy? 326 00:26:59,569 --> 00:27:02,695 In the bathroom with Mr. Hoover. Oh, she's in the bathroom with Mr... 327 00:27:02,895 --> 00:27:05,283 Who's Mr. Hoover. A plumber. 328 00:27:05,483 --> 00:27:06,676 He better be. 329 00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:10,137 - This all right? - Oh, that's fine. Hold... 330 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,134 - What is this? Judy? - It's all right, Frank. I'm here. 331 00:27:13,334 --> 00:27:14,893 - Where? - Behind the door. 332 00:27:14,993 --> 00:27:16,844 - Hello, Pops. - What are you doing? Who are you? 333 00:27:17,044 --> 00:27:18,907 - Melvin Hoover. Look... - Look at what? 334 00:27:19,107 --> 00:27:20,301 Pops? The magazine. 335 00:27:20,401 --> 00:27:21,735 Will somebody please explain what's going...? 336 00:27:21,935 --> 00:27:23,870 - Dad, don't upset yourself? - Well, it's very simple, Mr. Schneider. 337 00:27:24,070 --> 00:27:25,447 I'm behind the door every second. 338 00:27:25,647 --> 00:27:26,942 Judy's gonna be in a magazine. 339 00:27:27,142 --> 00:27:28,885 - Any help needed here? - Hello, Harry. 340 00:27:29,085 --> 00:27:31,424 Of all the ridiculous why is he taking pictures in the bathroom? 341 00:27:31,624 --> 00:27:33,908 - Pops. It's my career. - In the bathroom. 342 00:27:34,108 --> 00:27:35,913 It's gone all day. We're all through now. 343 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,795 There's one room in the house. 344 00:27:37,995 --> 00:27:41,474 I don't want a lot of strangers walking into this bathroom. 345 00:27:41,674 --> 00:27:43,722 - Well, excuse me, Mr. Schneider. - Oh, God! 346 00:27:56,491 --> 00:27:58,382 No he isn't. But should be here in a minute. 347 00:27:59,849 --> 00:28:02,049 - Right. Bye. - Hi, Ms. Elden. 348 00:28:02,249 --> 00:28:05,010 Oh, you sure look nice today. Is that new? It's a very good color for you. 349 00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:08,654 - Go ahead, but make it short. - Thank you. It's business, sort of. 350 00:28:10,216 --> 00:28:12,873 Oh, Mr. Henneman, I have a great idea for a layout here. 351 00:28:13,073 --> 00:28:14,106 Not now, please. 352 00:28:15,221 --> 00:28:17,509 - Who is that? - No idea, sir. 353 00:28:22,797 --> 00:28:25,118 - Oh, hello. Is Miss Leroy there, please? - Who? 354 00:28:26,345 --> 00:28:29,497 Wait a minute. It's for Miss Leroy. 355 00:28:29,697 --> 00:28:31,181 - Judy! - Miss Leroy. 356 00:28:31,381 --> 00:28:32,935 Miss Schneider isn't good enough for. 357 00:28:33,135 --> 00:28:34,308 Oh, Frank. 358 00:28:36,224 --> 00:28:38,699 Hello? Oh, yes, Mr. Hoover. 359 00:28:38,899 --> 00:28:40,784 Say, I have those shots. They look pretty good. 360 00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:43,935 But I'll tell you, I think we ought to broaden the scope of the layout. 361 00:28:44,135 --> 00:28:47,211 You mean, more poses? Out of doors? 362 00:28:47,411 --> 00:28:49,655 Yes. Well, I'll figure out a few different backgrounds. 363 00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:52,956 Wait. Excuse me. Be with you in a minute, Miss Minafee. 364 00:28:53,156 --> 00:28:54,588 By the way, is that Zoo stuff back? 365 00:28:54,788 --> 00:28:57,210 Yes. And Mr. Mergo says get off your pelvic 366 00:28:57,410 --> 00:29:00,000 bone and rush it upstairs before you're fired. 367 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,867 Yes. 368 00:29:02,067 --> 00:29:04,205 What would I do without you. Mr. Leroy? 369 00:29:04,405 --> 00:29:08,974 You'll hear from me in a few days. Maybe tomorrow. Yes. All right. Bye. 370 00:29:43,914 --> 00:29:44,914 Hold it. 371 00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:48,719 That was a nice one. Good composition. 372 00:29:48,919 --> 00:29:51,687 - I think all your shots are good, Melvin. - Well, thanks. 373 00:29:52,942 --> 00:29:55,298 Oh, hi there, boy. It's nice to see you again. 374 00:29:56,432 --> 00:29:58,272 We did a layout in here a couple of months ago. 375 00:29:58,372 --> 00:29:59,464 Took a bone away from the lion. 376 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:01,561 - Oh, you didn't? - Sure. 377 00:30:02,627 --> 00:30:03,883 Watch. 378 00:30:04,915 --> 00:30:08,563 - Melvin, where are you going? Melvin? - He's as tame as a kitten. 379 00:30:08,763 --> 00:30:12,713 Come on, now, let go. Come on, now. You remember me. 380 00:30:14,071 --> 00:30:17,308 - Look out! - Oh, no! Melvin! 381 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,844 What's the matter? Still hurt? 382 00:30:34,044 --> 00:30:38,887 - Oh, no, it wasn't anything. - They probably changed that lion. 383 00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:40,433 Yeah, I guess you're right. 384 00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:44,054 Want another shot of me skating? Come on. 385 00:30:44,254 --> 00:30:45,599 No, we've got enough shots now. 386 00:30:45,799 --> 00:30:48,054 It's just a question of getting angle on the layout. 387 00:30:48,254 --> 00:30:49,458 You know what I mean? 388 00:30:49,658 --> 00:30:52,019 It was just up to me with would use his stuff weeks ago. 389 00:30:52,219 --> 00:30:54,172 But it so happens I'm not the president of the organization. 390 00:30:54,372 --> 00:30:56,489 - I don't own the place. - Oh, I know that. 391 00:30:57,370 --> 00:30:59,994 - What do you mean? - What? You said you're not the president. 392 00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:02,387 - Well, you don't have to say it like that. - Like what? 393 00:31:02,587 --> 00:31:04,799 Well, you seem to be suggesting that maybe somebody else could handle this better. 394 00:31:04,999 --> 00:31:06,781 - Maybe you're right. - I didn't say that. 395 00:31:06,981 --> 00:31:09,453 - Well, you're suggesting it. - I didn't even open my mouth. 396 00:31:09,653 --> 00:31:11,618 Maybe you think I'm not important enough on the magazine. 397 00:31:11,818 --> 00:31:13,284 Well, you could be right about that, too, you know. 398 00:31:13,484 --> 00:31:17,418 Melvin, I think you're very important. What are you talking about? 399 00:31:18,631 --> 00:31:20,197 I don't know. I'm just low, I guess. 400 00:31:20,397 --> 00:31:24,085 Well, I don't know why you should be just because a lion roared at you. 401 00:31:24,285 --> 00:31:26,607 We've got some wonderful shots. And like you said, when we... 402 00:31:26,807 --> 00:31:28,244 What's your honest opinion of me? 403 00:31:28,444 --> 00:31:31,485 Melvin? You can change a subject so fast. 404 00:31:31,685 --> 00:31:34,262 I'm asking a simple question. How do you feel about me? 405 00:31:34,362 --> 00:31:35,724 - Where do I stand? - Melvin? 406 00:31:35,824 --> 00:31:37,787 Because right here and now, I want you to know how I feel about you. 407 00:31:38,087 --> 00:31:39,978 - Judy. - Oh, Melvin. 408 00:31:40,178 --> 00:31:42,969 - You bit my ear. - Oh, I'm sorry. Let me see. 409 00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:45,196 - Is it bleeding? - No, it's just scratch, that's all. 410 00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:49,297 No. This is one of my bad days. I don't even know how to kiss a girl. 411 00:31:51,162 --> 00:31:55,242 It wasn't so bad. You just picked the wrong spot. 412 00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:58,717 Yeah. 413 00:32:01,412 --> 00:32:03,520 - Hello, Clarabelle. - Hi. 414 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,733 - Shouldn't you be in school? - It's Sunday. 415 00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:12,050 Mom says to come home and help with dinner. 416 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:16,966 Oh! All right. Would you like to have dinner with us? 417 00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:20,403 Pop says if the subject comes up, no. 418 00:32:24,452 --> 00:32:26,709 - Goodbye, Melvin. - Oh. Goodbye, Judy. 419 00:32:27,828 --> 00:32:31,061 - You coming? - He looks lonely. 420 00:32:40,238 --> 00:32:42,447 I don't care what anybody says, Mr. Hoover. 421 00:32:42,647 --> 00:32:44,080 I like you. 422 00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:47,348 Well, thanks. 423 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:52,995 - What is that? - You. 424 00:32:53,195 --> 00:32:53,902 Me? 425 00:32:54,102 --> 00:32:56,562 You know, if the clock stop, your face I'll freeze that way. 426 00:32:56,762 --> 00:32:59,673 - Well, I find myself not caring. - Want some advice? 427 00:33:01,127 --> 00:33:03,430 - No. - Well. 428 00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:08,533 Many, many years ago, I heard my teacher say, 429 00:33:08,733 --> 00:33:13,610 Don't worry about your worries, they're not permanent. 430 00:33:13,810 --> 00:33:16,431 And they won't linger on. 431 00:33:17,466 --> 00:33:20,081 Troubles are just like lollipops. 432 00:33:20,281 --> 00:33:23,335 They're here, they're gone. 433 00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:27,490 And if there's a dolly for which you yearn. 434 00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:30,449 Don't let it bring you sorrow. 435 00:33:31,414 --> 00:33:34,782 Just to wait the tide will turn. 436 00:33:34,982 --> 00:33:38,895 And the dolly that you can't get today. 437 00:33:39,095 --> 00:33:44,309 may be in your arms tomorrow. 438 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:48,769 Life has its funny little ups and downs. 439 00:33:48,969 --> 00:33:51,433 Down and ups ups and downs. 440 00:33:51,633 --> 00:33:55,098 Life has its funny little ups a daisy. 441 00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:57,880 Crazy ups and downs 442 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,177 Rainy and sunny, little ups and downs. 443 00:34:01,377 --> 00:34:04,062 Tears and smiles, grins and frowns. 444 00:34:04,262 --> 00:34:10,006 Life has its funny little seesaw Humpty Dumpty. Ups and downs. 445 00:34:10,206 --> 00:34:13,705 Watch out when you're high on a hilltop. 446 00:34:13,905 --> 00:34:16,962 Or you will topple over with an awful stud. 447 00:34:17,162 --> 00:34:19,468 Up and down you go. 448 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,317 And one pretty day you're a great big stick. 449 00:34:23,517 --> 00:34:26,367 Next day you're a stick in the mud 450 00:34:27,374 --> 00:34:30,166 You rise and fall like a bouncing ball. 451 00:34:30,366 --> 00:34:34,829 Like a little tense yo-yo. 452 00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:38,728 Life has its funny little ups and downs. 453 00:34:38,928 --> 00:34:41,532 Down and ups ups and downs. 454 00:34:41,732 --> 00:34:47,557 So don't you sit around a temper don't you whimper like a pup. 455 00:34:47,757 --> 00:34:52,279 For just when things are looking down. 456 00:34:52,743 --> 00:34:55,304 Things start looking up. 457 00:35:07,090 --> 00:35:09,700 Life has its funny little ups and downs. 458 00:36:58,544 --> 00:37:00,268 Pass. Mr. Hoover. 459 00:37:05,202 --> 00:37:06,202 Pass! 460 00:37:23,081 --> 00:37:25,261 - You off again, Miss Leroy? - Uh huh. 461 00:37:25,461 --> 00:37:27,369 What's it this time? A few more poses? 462 00:37:27,569 --> 00:37:30,053 We're taking in a movie after we get some shots in the lobby. 463 00:37:30,253 --> 00:37:33,220 You know, that fella's got maybe a thousand pictures of you already. 464 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,213 What's he doing with them? Paper in a wall? 465 00:37:35,413 --> 00:37:38,242 Well, he has to take a lot of pictures to make sure we get the best. 466 00:37:38,442 --> 00:37:40,978 And meanwhile, he's scaring away Harry. Harry Flack. 467 00:37:41,178 --> 00:37:42,819 The only good prospect you have. 468 00:37:43,019 --> 00:37:44,811 You hardly ever see Harry anymore. 469 00:37:45,011 --> 00:37:48,697 Well, I have fun with Melvin much more than I have with Harry. 470 00:37:48,897 --> 00:37:50,643 Fun? What's that got to do with it? 471 00:37:50,843 --> 00:37:52,689 I never had any fun with your mother. 472 00:37:52,889 --> 00:37:55,086 I always kept her nicely. 473 00:37:55,286 --> 00:37:59,938 Pops, would you want me to marry Harry just for a lot of paper boxes? 474 00:38:00,138 --> 00:38:01,240 You could do worse. 475 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,595 I'd certainly like to see my daughter settle down instead of playing 476 00:38:04,795 --> 00:38:09,161 a football on Broadway and having her picture taken in a wash basin. 477 00:38:09,361 --> 00:38:10,737 All right. 478 00:38:10,937 --> 00:38:13,272 All right, she tells me. That's going to make 479 00:38:13,472 --> 00:38:15,754 me stop worrying about my family's future. 480 00:38:15,954 --> 00:38:18,984 May I remind you that Mr. Prowty hates me? 481 00:38:19,184 --> 00:38:22,263 Yes, I know he does, Pop, but let's not talk about it. 482 00:38:22,463 --> 00:38:24,300 Fine. Great solution for everything. 483 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:26,398 - Don't talk about it. - Here. 484 00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:30,490 Why don't you take Clarabelle? She likes the movies, too. 485 00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:33,098 Well, Melvin and I, we were... 486 00:38:33,298 --> 00:38:35,546 All right, pumpkin. Come on. 487 00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:37,166 - Bye, mom. - Bye, honey. 488 00:38:37,366 --> 00:38:38,666 Bye, Pop. 489 00:38:39,754 --> 00:38:41,380 - Goodbye. - Goodbye darling. 490 00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,154 Bye bye. 491 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:01,595 If you got your picture in the magazine, would you maybe get a job in the movies? 492 00:39:01,795 --> 00:39:04,044 - Maybe. - Wowye. 493 00:39:04,244 --> 00:39:08,385 - Would you invite me out to Hollywood? - You come right along with me. 494 00:39:08,585 --> 00:39:10,095 Wowye! 495 00:39:51,794 --> 00:39:54,979 Mr. Hoover, please. 496 00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:10,362 Come on. There's something on your mind. 497 00:40:10,562 --> 00:40:16,372 Well, Melvin, when we get home, maybe you better not come in. 498 00:40:16,572 --> 00:40:19,092 - Huh? - Well, not that I don't want you to, but, 499 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:22,241 well, I'm having a little trouble with family. 500 00:40:22,441 --> 00:40:25,951 - About me? - No, not exactly. 501 00:40:27,169 --> 00:40:28,912 They want me to marry Harry Flack. 502 00:40:30,484 --> 00:40:33,388 Judy, you can't. I love you, Judy. 503 00:40:33,588 --> 00:40:34,512 Shh, Melvin. 504 00:40:34,712 --> 00:40:36,223 You're not going to do it, are you? 505 00:40:36,423 --> 00:40:38,478 Because if you do, I'll be very frank about this. 506 00:40:38,678 --> 00:40:40,177 Judy, if you do, I'll kill myself. 507 00:40:40,377 --> 00:40:42,203 - Melvin, stop it. - I mean it. 508 00:40:42,403 --> 00:40:45,731 Judy. You know how I feel. I'd do anything for you. 509 00:40:45,931 --> 00:40:49,127 I'd rob a bank, I'd take a rocket to the moon. Anything. Just ask me. 510 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:53,293 Put me on the cover. My picture on the cover of the magazine. 511 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:55,456 Judy, I said I'd kill myself or take a rocket 512 00:40:55,656 --> 00:40:57,574 to the moon, but don't ask the impossible. 513 00:40:57,774 --> 00:40:58,869 But don't you see what it would mean? 514 00:40:59,069 --> 00:41:02,132 We could forget the layout, but a picture on the Cover. 515 00:41:02,332 --> 00:41:04,487 I'd get offers, a good job, a career. 516 00:41:04,687 --> 00:41:08,818 But most of all, there'd be some peace at home. 517 00:41:10,409 --> 00:41:12,479 Now then, couldn't you try? 518 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:27,102 Well... 519 00:41:27,302 --> 00:41:32,131 Well, goodnight, Mr. Hoover. Thanks for a wonderful evening. 520 00:41:32,331 --> 00:41:33,331 All right. 521 00:41:34,101 --> 00:41:38,566 Oh! And Mr. Hoover, please don't kill yourself. 522 00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:44,725 - She must have been awake. - Oh, Yeah. Nice kid. 523 00:41:46,007 --> 00:41:48,188 Judy, about the cover Now, I'll do whatever I can, 524 00:41:48,388 --> 00:41:49,991 but you've got to do something too. 525 00:41:50,191 --> 00:41:51,522 - Something for me. - Shh! 526 00:41:51,722 --> 00:41:52,939 I'll give it everything I've got. 527 00:41:53,139 --> 00:41:55,463 Just promise me that you won't see that Flack character anymore. 528 00:41:55,563 --> 00:41:57,336 - Melvin, I can't. - Well, why not? 529 00:41:57,536 --> 00:41:59,944 Well, I just can't. My family would be on my neck. 530 00:42:00,144 --> 00:42:02,950 Besides, what excuse could I give? 531 00:42:03,150 --> 00:42:07,809 It isn't as if you well, you haven't said anything about... 532 00:42:08,009 --> 00:42:10,672 - About what? - Nothing. 533 00:42:11,591 --> 00:42:14,951 Look, forget about the cover It's silly. I don't know why I even brought it up. 534 00:42:15,151 --> 00:42:17,087 I don't want to forget about it. Just have faith in me, will you? 535 00:42:17,287 --> 00:42:18,072 Oh, I do. 536 00:42:18,272 --> 00:42:21,099 It's not that I'm a hot shot or anything, but I happen to be in love with you. 537 00:42:21,299 --> 00:42:22,360 - Do you understand that? - Of course I... 538 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,594 Judy I... 539 00:42:24,549 --> 00:42:26,125 I'm sorry. Did I hurt you? 540 00:42:26,325 --> 00:42:28,440 Melvin, you always leap at me. 541 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,441 You don't have to leap at me. 542 00:42:31,371 --> 00:42:32,523 Look. 543 00:42:37,011 --> 00:42:38,738 What is it? A time exposure? 544 00:42:41,324 --> 00:42:43,549 - Good night, Melvin. - Good night, Miss Leroy. 545 00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:46,591 I'll have your prints back in the morning. 546 00:42:54,496 --> 00:42:55,636 Gruesome. 547 00:42:57,221 --> 00:43:00,021 Mr. Mergo, I'd like to ask your advice about something. 548 00:43:00,221 --> 00:43:01,989 Look at beautiful, huh? 549 00:43:02,189 --> 00:43:05,375 - I don't care much for catastrophe. - Should be in color. 550 00:43:05,575 --> 00:43:07,311 Advice about what? 551 00:43:07,511 --> 00:43:10,474 Well, suppose you had a great cover idea. What would you do? 552 00:43:11,127 --> 00:43:12,213 I'd go out and shoot it. 553 00:43:12,413 --> 00:43:14,019 Yeah, but then suppose nobody'd look at it. 554 00:43:14,219 --> 00:43:15,016 I'd make them look. 555 00:43:15,216 --> 00:43:17,396 I'd plaster the walls with it all over the building. 556 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:20,488 Then if they didn't take it, I'd tear down the wall. 557 00:43:21,294 --> 00:43:24,877 - Plaster the walls? - You got a cover idea? What is it? 558 00:43:25,077 --> 00:43:27,578 - A girl. - Oh, joy. 559 00:43:27,778 --> 00:43:31,651 Now there is an earth shaking notion. A girl on the cover of a magazine. 560 00:43:31,851 --> 00:43:34,811 They'll go mad, I tell you. Mad. 561 00:43:35,011 --> 00:43:37,597 - Yeah, but this girl's different. - What's, she got three eyes? 562 00:43:37,797 --> 00:43:40,902 No, no. You see, Mr. Mergo, that's hypo. 563 00:43:41,102 --> 00:43:43,490 That's what I call a lousy drink. 564 00:44:28,799 --> 00:44:32,335 Miss Judy Leroy America's Loveliest. Yes. 565 00:44:35,139 --> 00:44:37,591 Hey, Melvin. Right away. Mergo wants you up in the studio. 566 00:44:37,791 --> 00:44:38,976 All righty. 567 00:44:43,095 --> 00:44:45,511 Are you in the plaid? Come on. Come on. Cheated. Cheated. 568 00:44:47,910 --> 00:44:50,920 That's better. Not much better, but it's better. 569 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:54,102 All right, hold it! Still. 570 00:44:55,967 --> 00:44:58,063 That's all. That's enough. Go on home. 571 00:44:59,476 --> 00:45:01,948 Yeah, photographing accidents. Go on home. 572 00:45:02,148 --> 00:45:05,509 - What are you grinning about? - Oh, nothing. Just happy. 573 00:45:05,709 --> 00:45:07,936 Well, don't let me catch you being happy around me. 574 00:45:08,136 --> 00:45:11,289 - Go on, clean up the joint. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 575 00:45:35,298 --> 00:45:39,523 Every time I look at you, my heart begins abounding. 576 00:45:40,599 --> 00:45:44,671 And you're in the middle of the circles that I keep walking around in. 577 00:45:46,092 --> 00:45:49,195 Every time I pass a church, I simply go to pieces. 578 00:45:49,395 --> 00:45:54,353 You've got me dreaming crazy. Dreams like packing up... valises. 579 00:45:55,761 --> 00:45:57,738 And I love the thought of traveling. 580 00:45:57,938 --> 00:46:00,192 The urge is nothing new. 581 00:46:00,392 --> 00:46:03,848 I've always wanted to see the world. 582 00:46:04,048 --> 00:46:07,125 From a romantic point of view. 583 00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:11,503 Now I want to see the world so I can tell the world. 584 00:46:12,507 --> 00:46:13,683 The way I feel about you. 585 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:18,628 I want to wander. I want to wander here and yonder. 586 00:46:18,828 --> 00:46:23,594 I love the feel of pebbles in my shoes. I'm restlessly inclined. 587 00:46:24,650 --> 00:46:28,585 I want to wander. There's nothing else of which I'm fonder. 588 00:46:28,785 --> 00:46:33,397 And when I'm mosy down the road a piece I find my peace of mind. 589 00:46:34,428 --> 00:46:38,795 I want to kick up my traces where the blue horizon ends. 590 00:46:38,995 --> 00:46:42,100 I really, really want to go go to faraway places, 591 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,628 see new faces and make new friends. 592 00:46:44,828 --> 00:46:49,014 Say, they're metallic and me down my Rand McNally. 593 00:46:49,214 --> 00:46:52,861 Let me ponder where I wanna wander to. 594 00:46:54,852 --> 00:46:58,924 And while I'm a wishing let me make this one condition. 595 00:46:59,772 --> 00:47:04,164 That where I wonder. I want to wander there with you. 596 00:51:58,267 --> 00:52:01,648 And while I'm a wishing let me make this one condition. 597 00:52:01,848 --> 00:52:06,089 That where I wonder. I want to wander there with you. 598 00:52:12,054 --> 00:52:14,192 All right, then, gentlemen, let's get this over with. 599 00:52:16,153 --> 00:52:17,872 I take it, then, we're all agreed on the next cover? 600 00:52:18,072 --> 00:52:20,672 - Well, it's certainly good with me. - I think it's just wonderful. 601 00:52:20,872 --> 00:52:22,025 It's a real attention getter. 602 00:52:23,769 --> 00:52:25,604 Well, how long does it take him to decide on a cover, anyway? 603 00:52:25,804 --> 00:52:28,084 You look at a picture? Yes. No. Right. 604 00:52:28,184 --> 00:52:31,069 You look at another picture? Yes. No. Right. 605 00:52:31,269 --> 00:52:33,344 Right. But how many times do I have to tell you? 606 00:52:33,544 --> 00:52:35,397 They're not even considering a girl for the cover. 607 00:52:35,597 --> 00:52:37,015 Well, there's always a chance, you know. 608 00:52:37,215 --> 00:52:39,372 There is, huh? Listen. 609 00:52:39,572 --> 00:52:42,090 Beautiful, isn't she? Just look at her. She's perfect. 610 00:52:42,290 --> 00:52:45,652 - She's certainly my choice. - You can't beat that shot. 611 00:52:45,852 --> 00:52:47,341 Just look at the expression in her eyes. 612 00:52:47,541 --> 00:52:49,707 - and the tilt of her head. - Who took that picture? 613 00:52:49,907 --> 00:52:52,467 I did. Did you hear, Miss Ellen? Did you hear? 614 00:52:52,667 --> 00:52:53,964 I told you there was always a chance. 615 00:52:54,164 --> 00:52:56,439 The cover I got her on the cover. Boy! 616 00:52:56,639 --> 00:52:58,019 Hey! 617 00:53:00,762 --> 00:53:01,771 Let me down! 618 00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:04,393 What shot did they pick? Let me see. Oh, that. 619 00:53:14,673 --> 00:53:17,845 Last New York performance. Three weeks from tonight. 620 00:53:18,045 --> 00:53:21,269 Three weeks. Well, it was a great run while it lasted. 621 00:53:21,469 --> 00:53:22,786 Wish I'd saved my dough. 622 00:53:22,986 --> 00:53:24,007 Only three more weeks. 623 00:53:24,207 --> 00:53:26,227 All right, kids, let's break it up now. Come on. 624 00:53:26,427 --> 00:53:28,131 Look Magazine. 625 00:53:29,386 --> 00:53:31,698 - Oh, hi, Judy. - Hello, Melvin. 626 00:53:31,898 --> 00:53:33,349 I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd catch a number. 627 00:53:33,549 --> 00:53:34,965 Oh, fine. 628 00:53:35,934 --> 00:53:37,343 What's the matter? Don't you feel well? 629 00:53:37,543 --> 00:53:38,623 What's the problem? 630 00:53:38,823 --> 00:53:41,741 It's Harry Flack. He's coming to dinner Monday night. 631 00:53:41,941 --> 00:53:43,347 Oh, well, that's simple. Poison him. 632 00:53:43,447 --> 00:53:44,856 He wants to talk to Pops. 633 00:53:46,104 --> 00:53:49,976 - He's going to propose. - Propose? To your father? 634 00:53:50,176 --> 00:53:51,926 You know what I mean. He's old fashioned. 635 00:53:52,126 --> 00:53:53,343 He wants permission. 636 00:53:54,387 --> 00:53:56,434 Well, how about getting your permission? That's pretty important too. 637 00:53:56,634 --> 00:53:59,810 He already asked me last night. 638 00:54:00,716 --> 00:54:02,299 Well, what'd you say? 639 00:54:04,225 --> 00:54:06,977 Nothing. I didn't know what to say. 640 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,167 Well, you should have come to me. I would have thought of something. 641 00:54:10,912 --> 00:54:12,243 The nerve of that guy. 642 00:54:12,443 --> 00:54:14,065 Who does he think he is, going around proposing to people? 643 00:54:14,265 --> 00:54:15,220 Hey, quiet. 644 00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,051 You know, I had to punch him right in the nose. 645 00:54:17,342 --> 00:54:20,345 Melvin, don't make things worse. I'm in enough trouble right now. 646 00:54:20,545 --> 00:54:22,130 What trouble? Why? 647 00:54:22,330 --> 00:54:24,236 Well, I was up all night. 648 00:54:24,436 --> 00:54:29,622 I didn't sleep a week just thinking about the family and everything. 649 00:54:30,593 --> 00:54:32,917 Now, to make things worse, the show's gonna close in 650 00:54:33,117 --> 00:54:36,758 three weeks and I don't have any prospects for another job. 651 00:54:36,958 --> 00:54:39,950 - And, Melvin, I just don't know. - Let's go. That's your kilt. 652 00:54:40,150 --> 00:54:43,734 Listen. Now, listen. Now, listen, Judy. 653 00:54:43,934 --> 00:54:46,753 - You listen to me. - Yes, Melvin? What? 654 00:54:46,953 --> 00:54:48,566 I'm not gonna let you do this, do you hear? 655 00:54:48,766 --> 00:54:50,453 Now, you don't love Harry Flack. You love me. 656 00:54:50,653 --> 00:54:53,229 Yes, I do. Goodbye, Melvin. 657 00:55:27,873 --> 00:55:28,894 How's it coming? 658 00:55:29,094 --> 00:55:30,805 Okay, another few minutes. 659 00:55:31,779 --> 00:55:33,139 Fake cover of a magazine. 660 00:55:33,339 --> 00:55:35,196 Phony the cover of a magazine. 661 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,220 It's probably a criminal offense. 662 00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:40,858 - You sure it'll work all right? - Oh, it'll work. 663 00:55:41,058 --> 00:55:43,421 You know, I wouldn't do this for a friend of mine. 664 00:55:43,621 --> 00:55:44,826 He might get in trouble. 665 00:55:45,026 --> 00:55:46,620 With you. I don't care. 666 00:55:46,820 --> 00:55:48,997 Thanks, Mr. Mergo, but there won't be any trouble. 667 00:55:49,197 --> 00:55:50,543 You see, it's just for my girlfriend's family. 668 00:55:50,743 --> 00:55:53,318 - No one else will ever see it. - Oh, you're mad kid. 669 00:55:53,518 --> 00:55:55,006 You're a case for the couch. 670 00:55:55,206 --> 00:55:56,218 Yes, sir. 671 00:55:56,418 --> 00:55:59,088 - You want some sugar in it? - Oh, no, thanks. I like it blanc. 672 00:56:04,419 --> 00:56:07,290 See? Now, you can sit over there tonight. 673 00:56:07,490 --> 00:56:09,311 Harry. Here, next to Judy. 674 00:56:10,281 --> 00:56:13,186 Clarabelle, get away from there. You know you shouldn't eavesdrop. 675 00:56:14,854 --> 00:56:18,526 - What are they talking about? - Harry's telling another joke. 676 00:56:18,726 --> 00:56:19,726 Oh! 677 00:56:19,926 --> 00:56:21,426 So this is how it goes. 678 00:56:21,626 --> 00:56:25,161 One fellow says to the other fellow, it's raining cats and dogs. 679 00:56:25,361 --> 00:56:27,969 The other fellow says, I know. I just stepped in a poodle. 680 00:56:29,603 --> 00:56:31,707 - Well, that's it, - Huh? 681 00:56:31,907 --> 00:56:34,234 It's a play on the word poodle. Poodle puddle. 682 00:56:35,944 --> 00:56:39,848 Oh, sure. Very funny, Harry. 683 00:56:40,663 --> 00:56:44,096 If there's anything I like, it's a man with a sense of humor. Right, Judy? 684 00:56:46,229 --> 00:56:47,845 I'll get it. 685 00:56:50,623 --> 00:56:53,223 Well, now, sir, if I may, I'd like to go from the ridiculous to the sublime. 686 00:56:53,423 --> 00:56:57,055 Oh, yes. Well, what's on your mind? 687 00:56:57,255 --> 00:57:00,139 Well, last night, Judy and I had a talk. 688 00:57:00,339 --> 00:57:04,750 - A very serious pow wow. - Well, what goes on here? 689 00:57:05,835 --> 00:57:11,146 Well, as you know, my interest in Judy hasn't been one entirely of well... 690 00:57:14,370 --> 00:57:15,954 Hi. 691 00:57:16,154 --> 00:57:17,707 If you'll excuse me, I'll be right back. 692 00:57:20,184 --> 00:57:21,576 Go on, Henry. 693 00:57:23,153 --> 00:57:24,713 Maybe we better wait. 694 00:57:25,884 --> 00:57:28,093 - Melvin? - Has he proposed to your father yet? 695 00:57:28,293 --> 00:57:31,155 - No, but any minute. What is it? - Well, I've got something here. 696 00:57:31,355 --> 00:57:32,715 Now, it's just for the family, but I figured 697 00:57:32,915 --> 00:57:34,292 if they could see something, it might stall things. 698 00:57:34,492 --> 00:57:35,002 See what? 699 00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:36,932 Well, at least they'd see the possibilities. 700 00:57:37,132 --> 00:57:38,561 - You know what I mean? - No. 701 00:57:38,761 --> 00:57:39,761 Here. 702 00:57:39,961 --> 00:57:42,474 Melvin! Melvin, you did it! 703 00:57:42,674 --> 00:57:45,127 - Yeah. Mr. Mergo helped me. - But I thought you said it was impossible. 704 00:57:45,327 --> 00:57:46,681 No, no. All we did was take the picture... 705 00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:48,149 Now, it's not that important. 706 00:57:48,349 --> 00:57:50,272 Oh, important. Don't you know what it means? 707 00:57:50,472 --> 00:57:52,417 Oh, now, wait. Now, listen, Judy. You don't think... 708 00:57:52,617 --> 00:57:54,279 - I can't believe it. - Look, look... 709 00:57:54,479 --> 00:57:55,479 I just can't believe in it. 710 00:57:55,679 --> 00:57:59,136 - Clarabelle, look, the cover. - Wooye! 711 00:57:59,336 --> 00:58:01,393 Oh, wait till everybody see. 712 00:58:01,593 --> 00:58:03,332 No, no, Judy, you can't. It's a secret now. 713 00:58:03,532 --> 00:58:05,731 - Oh, I know it. - You don't know. Now, would you go away? 714 00:58:05,931 --> 00:58:07,400 - I got talk... - Can't say anything to pop yet. 715 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,014 - Now, Judy, Judy... - I'll be right back. 716 00:58:09,214 --> 00:58:10,214 Melvin! 717 00:58:10,544 --> 00:58:11,787 Now don't go. Stay right there. 718 00:58:11,987 --> 00:58:13,307 Now look... Judy! 719 00:58:13,507 --> 00:58:15,290 Mr. Hoover you're wonderful. 720 00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:17,593 Oh, no, Clarabelle. You would get... 721 00:58:17,793 --> 00:58:20,305 Mrs. Wormbacher, can you keep a secret? 722 00:58:20,505 --> 00:58:24,983 - Judy? You're so beautiful. - Also, it isn't out yet. 723 00:58:25,183 --> 00:58:27,628 Don't tell a soul. Mrs. Burnsby. Look. 724 00:58:27,828 --> 00:58:29,935 - Judy. - Tell him. I'll be right there. 725 00:58:30,135 --> 00:58:31,856 Now, you've got to keep it a secret. 726 00:58:32,056 --> 00:58:34,571 - Pass the potatoes, Frank. - Judy. 727 00:58:34,771 --> 00:58:37,011 - She's coming. Mom. Pop. - Here you are. 728 00:58:37,211 --> 00:58:38,770 - It's plain, but I hope it's good. - Delicious. 729 00:58:38,970 --> 00:58:39,949 Mom, Pop! 730 00:58:40,149 --> 00:58:41,947 I forgot the Brussels sprouts. Will you get them, honey? 731 00:58:42,047 --> 00:58:43,002 - But mom. - Go on. 732 00:58:43,202 --> 00:58:46,971 I'm hoping, Mr. Snyder, that this is going to be a festive occasion. 733 00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:50,931 I don't imagine it's a secret that I am very fond of Judy. 734 00:58:51,131 --> 00:58:54,010 Well, let's face it, I'm in love with her. 735 00:58:54,210 --> 00:58:57,561 - But is in love with you? - Get the Brussels sprouts. 736 00:58:59,575 --> 00:59:02,391 What I'm getting at, Mr. Snyder, is I hereby respectfully 737 00:59:02,591 --> 00:59:04,703 ask your permission to make Judy my wife. 738 00:59:04,903 --> 00:59:09,011 Insofar as my permission is concerned, I want to state right here and now... 739 00:59:09,211 --> 00:59:11,988 - I'm sorry, Harry. I can't marry you. - Why not? 740 00:59:12,188 --> 00:59:14,695 - Well, here. - What's this? 741 00:59:14,895 --> 00:59:17,158 - My picture on the Cover. - Well, let me see. 742 00:59:17,358 --> 00:59:19,003 - For heaven's sake. - Melvin did it. 743 00:59:19,203 --> 00:59:20,920 - For heaven's sake. - She'll be famous. 744 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,064 She's famous already. 745 00:59:22,264 --> 00:59:24,513 Well, it's not out yet. There's a date there, see? 746 00:59:24,713 --> 00:59:27,000 - It'll be out the 20th. - 20th? 747 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,004 Oh, What you know? 748 00:59:28,204 --> 00:59:29,531 I'm going to Hollywood. I did she that. 749 00:59:31,483 --> 00:59:35,259 - May I see it, please? - Oh, of course, Harry. 750 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:37,719 Thank you. 751 00:59:38,452 --> 00:59:42,123 Well, I can certainly understand why you don't want to get married now, Judy. 752 00:59:42,323 --> 00:59:43,895 Especially to me. 753 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,766 Well, if you don't mind, I suppose I'd better run along. 754 00:59:49,966 --> 00:59:51,047 I'll get your hat. 755 00:59:51,247 --> 00:59:53,620 That's not necessary, Harry. Here. Finish your dinner, 756 00:59:54,837 --> 00:59:56,101 Please. 757 00:59:57,619 --> 01:00:00,163 Mr. Hoover. Melvin, come on up. 758 01:00:01,707 --> 01:00:05,077 Harry's leaving. You can have a dinner. 759 01:00:07,943 --> 01:00:09,311 You really don't have to run just because... 760 01:00:09,511 --> 01:00:11,040 It's all right, Judy. It's all right. 761 01:00:11,846 --> 01:00:13,897 - Best of luck to you. - Thank you, Harry. 762 01:00:14,097 --> 01:00:15,555 Here's your hat. 763 01:00:20,407 --> 01:00:23,167 - Be good to her, old man. - Melvin. 764 01:00:23,367 --> 01:00:24,524 Hurry up. 765 01:00:24,724 --> 01:00:26,948 Now, Judy. I don't like this. 766 01:00:27,148 --> 01:00:28,604 Melvin. You should have seen their face. 767 01:00:28,804 --> 01:00:31,185 - I don't like this, Judy. - Isn't she pretty, Frank? 768 01:00:31,385 --> 01:00:33,073 They could have done a better printing job. 769 01:00:33,273 --> 01:00:35,800 - Maybe because it's the first one. - Still weather. 770 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,552 - Here, he is. - Oh, hello, Melvin. 771 01:00:37,752 --> 01:00:38,305 Oh, hi. 772 01:00:38,505 --> 01:00:40,821 Oh, that picture is wonderful. Just wonderful. 773 01:00:41,021 --> 01:00:42,736 Oh, thank you. I think we're making too much fuss. 774 01:00:42,936 --> 01:00:44,563 Yes. Listen, it's gotta be kept quiet because Melvin 775 01:00:44,763 --> 01:00:46,741 could get in a lot of trouble for showing it to us like this. 776 01:00:46,941 --> 01:00:48,448 - Couldn't you? - Yeah. Yeah! 777 01:00:48,648 --> 01:00:51,019 Young fella, I'll have to confess something to you. 778 01:00:51,219 --> 01:00:52,869 Up to now, I thought you were a fake. 779 01:00:53,069 --> 01:00:55,369 Shows you how wrong a man can. Sit down. 780 01:00:55,524 --> 01:00:58,087 Oh yes Melvin, right here, have some food. 781 01:00:58,287 --> 01:00:59,896 No, thanks. I'm not on an empty stomach. 782 01:01:00,096 --> 01:01:04,347 oh, if there's anything I like, it's a man with a sense of humor. 783 01:01:04,547 --> 01:01:07,061 - Right, Judy? - Right, Pops. 784 01:01:10,476 --> 01:01:12,613 You'll have a million dollars in no time. 785 01:01:12,813 --> 01:01:16,857 If I had a million dollars, I'd go in for mink. 786 01:01:17,057 --> 01:01:20,869 I'd have a mink coat right down to the floor. 787 01:01:21,069 --> 01:01:27,266 With a mink hat and a yellow convertible with a French poodle. 788 01:01:27,466 --> 01:01:29,897 You'll be a big star. 789 01:01:30,097 --> 01:01:36,696 You'll get a contract in Hollywood for $40,000 a week. 790 01:02:33,031 --> 01:02:38,110 Judy Leroy, Mr. Gene Kelly, Mr. Fred Astaire on the set piece. 791 01:04:31,499 --> 01:04:35,616 Tuesday, May 20. 792 01:04:38,164 --> 01:04:40,290 Tuesday, May 20. 793 01:04:51,690 --> 01:04:53,867 Morning. And a happy May the 20th to you. 794 01:04:54,067 --> 01:04:58,424 Has look arrived? Yes? Has look arrived? 795 01:04:58,624 --> 01:05:01,081 - No, not yet. - It will. It will. 796 01:05:01,281 --> 01:05:06,861 Oh, yes, it will. Oh, yes, it will. 797 01:05:07,830 --> 01:05:08,812 You're late, Schneider. 798 01:05:09,012 --> 01:05:10,703 A tube of toothpaste and a can of Bicarb, please. 799 01:05:10,903 --> 01:05:14,115 The good bicarb. Not that rat poison you put up under your own label. 800 01:05:14,315 --> 01:05:18,264 - Are you drunk, Mr. Schneider? - Forget that Schneider routine. 801 01:05:18,464 --> 01:05:21,847 I've just been to court, changing my name to Leroy. 802 01:05:22,047 --> 01:05:25,124 Splendid. Are you drunk, Mr. Leroy? 803 01:05:25,324 --> 01:05:27,563 No, no. And again no. 804 01:05:27,763 --> 01:05:30,276 The bicarb, please. I'm in a rush. 805 01:05:30,476 --> 01:05:32,699 - To look for another job, no doubt. - Yes. 806 01:05:32,899 --> 01:05:37,088 For 20 years now, I've been wanting to tell you how I feel about you, Mr. Prowdy. 807 01:05:37,288 --> 01:05:38,776 And now I'm going to do it. 808 01:05:38,976 --> 01:05:42,210 Mr. Prowdy, I hate you. 809 01:05:44,029 --> 01:05:45,445 Goodbye, Mr. Leroy. 810 01:05:45,645 --> 01:05:49,788 I won't bother to inquire. What gives you the audacity... 811 01:05:49,888 --> 01:05:51,038 - Magazine. - ...to walk in... 812 01:05:51,238 --> 01:05:54,174 I'll show you what gives me the audacity. 813 01:05:55,167 --> 01:05:57,318 This gives me the audacity. And this. 814 01:06:07,298 --> 01:06:08,906 Your bicarbonate, sir. 815 01:06:09,106 --> 01:06:12,373 Change to of ammonia. 816 01:06:14,496 --> 01:06:17,390 - What happened? - Well, it was a mistake. 817 01:06:18,726 --> 01:06:21,126 - Oh, hello, Judy. - I went to pick up a copy. 818 01:06:21,326 --> 01:06:23,116 - I know I know. Now, listen... - There was a mistake. 819 01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:25,427 - What kind of a mistake? - Well, it's not easy to explain. 820 01:06:25,627 --> 01:06:26,970 You see, the date on that coverage. 821 01:06:27,170 --> 01:06:28,068 You mean the date was wrong? 822 01:06:28,327 --> 01:06:30,274 Oh, Melvin, don't tell me it was anything more than that. 823 01:06:30,474 --> 01:06:32,076 Judy, I feel sick about this. 824 01:06:32,276 --> 01:06:34,939 - It's one of the girls from the show. - I can't talk now. 825 01:06:35,139 --> 01:06:37,332 She says it's not your picture. 826 01:06:37,532 --> 01:06:40,821 Oh, I know that. Hello? 827 01:06:41,021 --> 01:06:43,308 Oh, Mildred. Well, there's been a mistake. 828 01:06:43,508 --> 01:06:45,578 Well, I'm not sure when they'll use it. 829 01:06:45,778 --> 01:06:47,834 Maybe next issue, will they? 830 01:06:48,034 --> 01:06:49,477 Judy, you weren't supposed to tell anybody. 831 01:06:49,677 --> 01:06:52,006 - Well, I just told one girl. - One chorus girl. 832 01:06:52,206 --> 01:06:53,262 And that's like putting it on the radio. 833 01:06:53,462 --> 01:06:55,131 Mildred, I'll call you back. 834 01:06:56,990 --> 01:06:57,990 Hello? 835 01:06:58,190 --> 01:06:59,727 I still don't know what the mistake was. 836 01:06:59,927 --> 01:07:01,863 Oh, yes. Well, I'm not sure yet. 837 01:07:02,063 --> 01:07:05,306 Can I call you back later? All right. This afternoon. 838 01:07:05,506 --> 01:07:08,746 - Now. The chorus girl, see? - No, the theater. 839 01:07:08,946 --> 01:07:12,382 Mr. McAvitty wants to know if I'm going to go with the road company. 840 01:07:12,582 --> 01:07:13,720 You mean you still have a job? 841 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,606 Well, I can if I want to, with the road company. 842 01:07:16,806 --> 01:07:17,678 I've been stalling them off. 843 01:07:17,878 --> 01:07:19,372 But if they're going to use the picture, then... 844 01:07:19,572 --> 01:07:21,730 Well, if I were you, I take it. I tell them you'll go. 845 01:07:21,930 --> 01:07:22,931 Why? 846 01:07:23,131 --> 01:07:24,881 - She can't talk. - Don't you see? 847 01:07:25,081 --> 01:07:27,321 When the cover comes out and you're 848 01:07:27,521 --> 01:07:30,400 with the road company, it's better publicity. 849 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:31,827 Yeah, it's better publicity. 850 01:07:32,027 --> 01:07:34,332 Melvin, why are you so nervous? 851 01:07:34,532 --> 01:07:36,985 Nervous? Why should I be nervous? 852 01:07:37,886 --> 01:07:39,446 Well, good morning. Good morning. 853 01:07:39,646 --> 01:07:43,534 - I was just passing by. - It'll be out in the next issue. 854 01:07:43,734 --> 01:07:46,632 But I didn't say anything. Any coffee in the pot, mom. 855 01:07:46,832 --> 01:07:49,006 - It's cold. - Oh, well, then don't bother. 856 01:07:49,206 --> 01:07:53,431 Well, Mr. Hoover, how's everything in the magazine business? 857 01:07:53,631 --> 01:07:55,491 - Fine, fine. - Good, good. 858 01:07:57,650 --> 01:08:00,330 Pops. Don't take it so hard. 859 01:08:00,530 --> 01:08:01,658 It was just a mistake. 860 01:08:01,858 --> 01:08:03,916 Well, Frank, why aren't you at the store? 861 01:08:04,116 --> 01:08:07,488 - I've been fired. - Oh, Frank. 862 01:08:10,488 --> 01:08:12,368 That candy kid sure is a great puncher. 863 01:08:12,568 --> 01:08:15,923 I'll warm up the coffee. 864 01:08:21,279 --> 01:08:23,687 The next issue, it'll be out. Next issue. 865 01:08:26,361 --> 01:08:31,353 Well, if it isn't, I'd better take that job with the roadshow. 866 01:09:02,945 --> 01:09:04,765 Judy. Darling. 867 01:09:09,269 --> 01:09:12,162 - Where Am I? - Philadelphia, darling. 868 01:09:12,362 --> 01:09:14,547 You've been out like a light since Monday night. 869 01:09:14,747 --> 01:09:17,268 - Am I all right? - Oh, yes, darling, you're fine. 870 01:09:17,468 --> 01:09:19,090 You just got a little kick in the head. 871 01:09:19,290 --> 01:09:22,104 But you're not going to be a football ever again. Believe me. 872 01:09:23,575 --> 01:09:26,166 I had the funniest dream. I thought... 873 01:09:26,366 --> 01:09:28,247 What do you mean, I'm not going to be a football? 874 01:09:28,447 --> 01:09:30,222 Is the magazine out the last issue? 875 01:09:30,422 --> 01:09:33,200 - Yeah, that's out. - Well, let me see it, quick. 876 01:09:39,305 --> 01:09:41,201 Oh, now, don't you worry, honey. 877 01:09:41,401 --> 01:09:43,249 Your papa was here until just a little while 878 01:09:43,449 --> 01:09:45,097 ago when the doctor said you'd be all right. 879 01:09:45,297 --> 01:09:46,387 He left for New York. 880 01:09:46,587 --> 01:09:48,154 He's going to speak to Look Magazine. 881 01:09:48,354 --> 01:09:50,701 Yeah, he's going to speak to Melvin, too. 882 01:09:50,901 --> 01:09:52,538 I think he's going to murder him. 883 01:09:52,738 --> 01:09:55,975 Melvin? Oh, no. I've got to stop him. 884 01:09:56,175 --> 01:09:58,698 - Where's my clothes? - Judy. Judy, honey, please. 885 01:09:58,898 --> 01:10:02,769 Your papa wouldn't kill Melvin. Maybe punch him a little, that's all. 886 01:10:02,969 --> 01:10:06,101 I don't want him punched. Hello, get me the airport. 887 01:10:08,964 --> 01:10:12,146 - What is this? Where did you get it? - That's not important. 888 01:10:12,346 --> 01:10:13,925 The question is when's it coming out? 889 01:10:14,025 --> 01:10:15,489 I'd still like to know where it came from. 890 01:10:15,589 --> 01:10:16,742 We might as well say. 891 01:10:16,942 --> 01:10:18,947 This cover was shown to us by Melvin Hoover. 892 01:10:19,147 --> 01:10:21,769 - Hoover? - Your photographer. Melvin Hoover. 893 01:10:21,969 --> 01:10:23,990 - M-E-L-V-I-N. - Just a moment, please. 894 01:10:25,222 --> 01:10:26,462 Is there a Melvin Hoover working for us? 895 01:10:26,662 --> 01:10:27,456 I don't know, sir. 896 01:10:27,656 --> 01:10:29,364 We'll find out and send him up here right away. 897 01:10:29,564 --> 01:10:30,761 Yes, sir. 898 01:10:30,961 --> 01:10:32,868 - Now, let's start at the beginning. - What's with the beginning? 899 01:10:33,068 --> 01:10:34,140 All I want to know is... 900 01:10:34,340 --> 01:10:35,724 Ah, please, please let me handle this. 901 01:10:35,924 --> 01:10:37,599 This gentleman is a very close friend of mine. 902 01:10:37,799 --> 01:10:39,809 - His name is Frank Leroy. - My name's Schneider. 903 01:10:40,009 --> 01:10:42,995 Oh, fine. Well, Mr. Schneider's daughter, 904 01:10:43,195 --> 01:10:45,179 Miss Judy Leroy, is the girl on this cover. 905 01:10:45,379 --> 01:10:47,491 He knows that she's a football on Broadway. 906 01:10:48,948 --> 01:10:49,569 Oh? 907 01:10:49,769 --> 01:10:53,640 Pops, don't hurt him. Please, please don't hurt him. 908 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,819 - Now, look here. - Don't kill him. 909 01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:57,802 - What's going on? - I'll call the police. 910 01:10:58,002 --> 01:11:00,190 What are you doing here? Did the doctor say your head's all right? 911 01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:02,885 My head's fine. Just don't hurt Melvin, please. 912 01:11:03,085 --> 01:11:04,620 Hurt him? I'll twist his ears off. 913 01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:07,415 Excuse me. Did your Mr. Hoover take this picture? 914 01:11:07,615 --> 01:11:09,707 Yes, and all the others, too. 915 01:11:09,907 --> 01:11:12,174 I know he shouldn't have shown us the cover yet, 916 01:11:12,374 --> 01:11:15,034 but please don't fire him. I don't care if the cover never comes out. 917 01:11:15,234 --> 01:11:16,963 Just don't let him get in any trouble. 918 01:11:17,163 --> 01:11:19,371 I don't think we have to worry about the cover coming out. 919 01:11:19,571 --> 01:11:21,622 - You see, it's a fake. - What? 920 01:11:21,822 --> 01:11:23,059 - A fake? - A very clever one. 921 01:11:23,259 --> 01:11:25,156 This man evidently knows his business, 922 01:11:25,356 --> 01:11:28,271 - but a fake nevertheless. - Don't hurt him. I'll rip him apart. 923 01:11:28,471 --> 01:11:30,213 A fake? 924 01:11:30,413 --> 01:11:34,020 - Oh, Melvin! - For heaven's sake. 925 01:11:34,220 --> 01:11:36,031 Oh, now, Judy, don't take it to heart. 926 01:11:36,231 --> 01:11:39,192 There are much more important things besides having a picture on a magazine. 927 01:11:39,392 --> 01:11:41,396 Mr. Snyder, in spite of all that's happened, 928 01:11:41,596 --> 01:11:43,554 I still stand ready to marry your daughter. 929 01:11:43,754 --> 01:11:46,796 And in spite of all that's happened, I still love Melvin. 930 01:11:46,996 --> 01:11:50,334 I know why he did this. To stop me from marrying you. 931 01:11:50,534 --> 01:11:52,391 And I think he was absolutely right. 932 01:11:52,591 --> 01:11:54,828 - Judy, think what you're saying. - He's absolutely right. 933 01:11:55,028 --> 01:11:55,604 I'm busy, Mergo. 934 01:11:55,804 --> 01:11:57,460 They told me you're looking for Melvin Hoover. 935 01:11:57,660 --> 01:11:58,165 Well? 936 01:11:58,365 --> 01:12:00,530 He was my assistant. He quit three weeks ago. 937 01:12:00,730 --> 01:12:02,144 - Quit? - Well, where is he now? 938 01:12:02,244 --> 01:12:04,113 Who knows? The last I saw him, he's going 939 01:12:04,313 --> 01:12:06,182 out to throw himself off a tall building. 940 01:12:06,382 --> 01:12:08,124 - Oh, no. - Oh, he didn't do it. 941 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,565 - I'd have heard from him first. - How do you know? 942 01:12:10,765 --> 01:12:11,928 He promised me the shot. 943 01:12:13,256 --> 01:12:14,343 Anything else? 944 01:12:16,487 --> 01:12:19,072 Oh, please help me find him. You've got to. 945 01:12:19,272 --> 01:12:20,886 The whole thing's my fault. 946 01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:24,214 Asking to get my picture on the cover. Asking the impossible. 947 01:12:24,414 --> 01:12:26,886 Oh, please, help me. Please. 948 01:12:27,086 --> 01:12:30,704 I love him. I love Melvin. 949 01:12:35,025 --> 01:12:37,394 Harvey? Can I see you for a minute? I think I've got something for you. 950 01:12:37,594 --> 01:12:38,897 Sure, come in. 951 01:12:39,097 --> 01:12:42,297 Come on. I want you to meet our editor in chief. 952 01:12:42,497 --> 01:12:44,697 - Hey. Hey. You better stop this. - Stop what? 953 01:12:44,897 --> 01:12:47,534 - Whatever they're gonna do. - Where is he? 954 01:12:47,614 --> 01:12:49,378 - Which one is? - I don't know... 955 01:12:59,186 --> 01:13:00,551 Please be quiet! 956 01:13:10,963 --> 01:13:14,154 Melvin Hoover. Disappeared on or about July... 957 01:13:14,354 --> 01:13:16,296 Age 24. Height five. Eyes blue. 958 01:13:16,496 --> 01:13:18,199 Hair brown. He was last seen. 959 01:13:18,399 --> 01:13:21,668 Attention all precincts, pick up and hold. 960 01:13:21,868 --> 01:13:25,371 Melvin Hoover. Age 24. Eyes blue. Hair brown. 961 01:13:25,571 --> 01:13:29,106 Complexion when last seen, very pale. 962 01:14:10,685 --> 01:14:14,957 Hey, that guy, he looks... it was him. 963 01:14:15,157 --> 01:14:16,563 - Who? - Come on. 964 01:14:46,627 --> 01:14:48,595 - Where'd you get that? That's mine. - I bought it. 965 01:14:48,795 --> 01:14:50,150 - What's the matter with you? - You bought it? 966 01:14:50,350 --> 01:14:51,855 But that's the only copy in the world. I printed it myself. 967 01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:53,538 - Just flipped his lid. - Give me that. 968 01:14:54,627 --> 01:14:55,884 Help! 969 01:14:57,057 --> 01:14:58,057 Help! 970 01:15:07,570 --> 01:15:09,116 There he is. Hey, stop it. 971 01:15:13,424 --> 01:15:14,893 Hey, you, stop. 972 01:15:35,581 --> 01:15:37,364 - In the park, sir. - Cover every exit. 973 01:15:37,564 --> 01:15:38,973 Melvin! 974 01:15:42,556 --> 01:15:44,129 Melvin where are you? 975 01:15:49,913 --> 01:15:51,617 That's the guy, stop it. 976 01:15:54,546 --> 01:15:56,468 Get him. 977 01:16:02,066 --> 01:16:04,969 Melvin! Melvin! 978 01:16:08,612 --> 01:16:10,168 Melvin where are you? 979 01:16:13,926 --> 01:16:15,726 Melvin! Melvin! 980 01:16:21,143 --> 01:16:22,987 Melvin! Oh Melvin! 981 01:16:23,187 --> 01:16:26,422 Melvin, darling. Oh, Melvin, Melvin darling. 982 01:16:26,622 --> 01:16:28,121 Oh, Melvin, You're awake. 983 01:16:28,321 --> 01:16:31,996 Judy? Judy! You hate, I don't blame you. 984 01:16:32,196 --> 01:16:34,682 No, no. I don't. My picture on the cover. 985 01:16:36,378 --> 01:16:37,667 Here. 986 01:16:37,867 --> 01:16:40,155 Melvin you did just like you promise. 987 01:16:40,355 --> 01:16:42,952 Yeah! Yeah! I did it! I did it! 988 01:16:43,152 --> 01:16:45,077 - How? - What's difference? 989 01:16:45,277 --> 01:16:48,280 - Melvin, you're wonderful. - Oh, Judy... 990 01:16:49,381 --> 01:16:51,502 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 991 01:16:51,702 --> 01:16:53,303 - I've hurt you? - Melvin.